Take Karen

Taking Care of Others' Life (Because Clearly, You Can't)

Oh, you made it. I’m Karen, and welcome to Take Karen, the platform that’s here to remind you of your goals because, well, someone has to. Don’t worry, I’ll handle it. You’re obviously too busy not doing what you’re supposed to. I’ll nudge you along, throw in a few helpful reminders, and if you still don’t get it done, well, I’m not surprised. But hey, no pressure — just your life we’re talking about. I’ll be here, keeping track of your tasks while you… do whatever it is you do.

Take Karen R$20.00

A no-nonsense, sarcastic approach to keeping you on track. Karen will constantly remind you of your goals, criticize your procrastination, and make sure you never forget how far behind you are — all with her signature tough love and wit.

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What’s your big goal? Not that you’re actually going to achieve it, but humor me. *

Give me your email so I can bother you about how right I am. *

So, what would you like to be called? Not that it really matters, but go ahead. *

Annoy me with your WhatsApp number. I’m sure I’ll regret asking. *

Okay, when does this goal expire? Let’s set the date — you know, so we can watch the deadline fly by together. *

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